I kissed a girl named Ariel behind a dumpster - it was the best kiss! She turned it into a make-out session! But I had to stop because I had a paper route after school: I'd go say hi to my grandmother first. That day, Grandma had this evil look in her eye and I was like, Oh God, she knows! At the end of my paper route, I caught my reflection in the mirror and I had this girl's lipstick all over my face, I was horrified!
    - Ryan Reynolds